Lesson on How to Wash a Dog...

How to Wash a Dog

Step 1: Brush the dog

One may want to stand up on top of the bench to gain better access.

Step 2: Spray the dog with water

One must be very careful to watch the dog as he/she may shake the water off his/her back at anytime. At the time you predict the dog will shake, take one or two steps back to stay dry...Unless of course you don't mind getting wet!

Step 3: Spray the van

What?

Step 4: Wash the dog

One must lather a liberal amount of soap all over the dog. Yes, even the hind end too!

Step 5: Spray the dog

One must be very patient to spray all of the...

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Step 6: Spray the van (again)

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Step 7: Spray the dog to rinse all the soap out.

Step 8: Spray the dog even after all the soap is out just because it's fun.

Step 9: Spray down the van, again...

What does that have to do with washing a dog?

Well, only a three year old knows!